Posts Tagged ‘top ten’

If you haven’t seen or heard him in recent years this might come as a shock to you…

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1. We now found away to make sure he is at a gig on time…he also ask to play with Meatloaf,  Korn, Cream, Bread, The Cranberries and Cake.

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2. Well now we have an explanation for the missed concerts.

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3. Those golden arches are always open for you big guy… WELCOME TO THE ARCHES WE GOT BURGERS AND FRIES.

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4. AXL Stop eating the groupies….

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5. Is this so hard to ask?

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6. The pie thing seems to be a common theme in world of the Axl MEME

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7. This is a marketing opportunity, They sing songs in some of the cold stones I have been in, AXL could start writing some for them.

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8. I have no words… just several LOLs to insert

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9. This one made me spit my drink out when I read it.

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10. A video… to wrap this up.

LONG LIVE CLASSIC G&R LINE UP

What are the top rock stars that should just call it quits? Comment below and tell us!

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Ready for some of the best beards from the Metal and Rock world? This list is in no certain order … and their place on the list has no bearing on how awesome of a musician they are.

1. Zakk Wylde:  One of our favorites is Father Zakk, the metal master that started out with Ozzy as a clean shaven, baby faced 19-year-old. Now days, though, he’s traded in the clean look for one that would appear to be a guest spot on Sons of Anarchy. He currently fronts his band Black Label Society and grooms his beyond awesome beard.

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2. Dimebag Darrel: The guitar god put a smile on the faces of almost everyone he met. He could shred with the best of them and was lead guitar in Pantera and Damageplan. His pink goatee has become a trade mark in the many memorials in his memory. December 8th marks the anniversary of his tragic death, so remember to have a round of black tooth grin in his honor.

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3. Scott Ian: Anthrax‘s guitar player has sported the billy goat for a long, long time. This metal master is a legend for more than just his face whiskers, As part of the Big Four (Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica, and Anthrax) he has been impressing young and old metal heads for generations.

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4. Wayne Static: We were saddened to hear about the passing of Mr. Static earlier this year. He was front man for the band Static X and known for his crazy hair and facial hair. With his insanely spiked hair and his extremely long goatee, he had a look that one did not forget. With hits like “Push It“, he will not be forgotten in the music world.

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5. ZZ Top: Before you panic, remember this list is in no particular order. If it were, these guys would be at the top of the list just like they are in our hearts. Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill sport these beyond manly man manes, and the one man who doesn’t have a beard all of the time? Oddly enough, his name is Frank Beard. How true to the beard are they? Gillette Offered them 1 million dollars to shave their beards as a publicity stunt and they quickly turned them down.

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6. Kerry King: The lead guitar player for the thrash and speed metal legends, SLAYER, has not only some of the meanest chops in metal but also maybe the meanest looks out there. With the tattoos across his head and his intense look added to that gym rope-sized beard, he looks like the Drill Sgt. for Metal Boot Camp.

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This is a good reason to stay home and shop on Cyber Monday vs Black Friday.

1. This girl wouldn’t let go of the package even after the cops are trying to arrest her.

2. What size are those panties anyway? Extra large & in charge?

3. Getting trampled over saving a few bucks…. that seems like a great idea.

4. This woman goes to the ground to defend her TV — as people try to take it from her.

5. There you go, Guys!!! Good job!! Falling on the TV you are wanting to buy, makes it all worth it.

6. Craziness…

7. Watch close, there are two fights at once in this video. Double feature!

8. Before I save myself from being trampled by 5000 people, let me fix my weave.

Remember what the season is meant to be about. Enjoy the time you spend with your family and friends. We cannot grasp how people act like this over a TV.

Got a video that tops these? Comment below and show us!!!

We have all seen Kim Kardashian’s bare booty by now. Some love Kim Kardashian, some hate her,. Either way, her recent pants-dropping picture has brought an onslaught of spoofs and memes flooding across social media. We decided to share a few of our favorites with you, and hopefully do our part in breaking the internet — even though Al Gore said ” I built the internet to be unbreakable. Who does this Kim girl think she is? One of those rappers’ girlfriends?”

1. Thanks, I now can never eat glazed donuts without thinking of a glazed-over set of buttocks…
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2.  Blonde tail and black hair up top. One of those is not her natural color.
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3. If you do not like her, would this be enough to make you want to use Internet explorer over Google Chrome? Let’s be honest, that would take a lot to make us switch to Internet Explorer.
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4. This is probably my favorite,  I do not even have to say anything else.
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5. NAILED IT!!! This one made you smile, you poor unfortunate soul.
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More giant booty after the jump…

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